A cold day for shorts

Yes, I was out yesterday in my shorts as the kilt was in for dry cleaning and I should get my legs acclimatised after a winter under cover.
This, however, caused some amazement to our four Taiwanese visitors who were looking in disbelief at my attire. They were heavily wrapped up and asking for hand warmers and wondering if an April golf vacation to Scotland was indeed wise.
We got to the fourth and one of the Taiwanese gentlemen started massaging my legs, which was very nice but would have been more appreciated had it been given by a member of the opposite sex. Jack then took a turn and said ‘you very strong’ which again was not unappreciated.
Maybe I should go on the ladies’ tour ?

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